Saturday, April 01, 2006

My Favorite Student Blunders

My boyfriend is really a eunuch person.
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I want my boyfriend to propose to me in pubic. A pubic proposal is much more enjoyable than in private.
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I don't know if he will propose, but I am expecting.
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My relationship with my ax girlfriend was so painful.
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There were no many bears in flour mill forest plains without the giant runny stream of smallpox. Those poor Indians.
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What is circumcision?
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2 comments:

Robert said...

So, your UCA students really said these things?

greekspeedoman said...

Some of my students said these and some are from other teachers