My history students often ask me about global warming because they know it will set me off and I gladly go off on how it is a bunch of garbage. Global warming is a way for environmental lobbyist to get money, a way to keep citizens in fear so we can be controlled by our governments, and how do we know it exists in the first place? There are far too few scientist making measurements around our globe and our instruments are not capable of it. Plus much much more.
Yet with all of this ranting and raving, I have managed to find proof of global warming [which makes me look like a buffoon--whimper]
Swimming suits in the 1920s
Swimming Suit in the 1950s
Swimming Suit in the 1990s
Swimming Suit in 2000
Given the amount of research and data I have collected from this scientific study, I have decided that global warming must exist (or we have a fabric shortage). Given that this is the case, I predict that our globe will be 2.34840193 degrees warmer in 100 years (and we'll all swim "in the raw"). I can predict this because my student workers and I took a vote and decided that it was reality. REALLY, no one knows anyhow so why does it matter?
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A-ha! Is that a good way to get you off topic?? Oh course, I'm pretty sure 8:51 US History doesn't need much help with that... We're all pretty crazed by that point.
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