Jack v. Jack In The Box.

After watching this week's episode of 24 there are approximately 2.3 characters left on the show. Most of them have been killed by nerve gas. The suspense is so intense that I can smell it like incense in my underpence.

I have determined that there is only one thing that can save this show now...Chuck Norris.

Not Even Jack Bauer can touch the round-house kicking 66 year old acting genious of the Chuck.

Although Jack is prettier.

I don't know. 24 is getting too depressing to watch. They keep killing all of the characters and the terrorists are really pathetic. I mean, really, are they going to wait 60 min. in their plan just so we can watch Jack Bauer try to save the day, lose his daughter, and watch the rest of the cast die.

What the writers of 24 won't tell us is that Jack Bauer has the ability to save other people's lives and to restore their life but he won't do it because he's afraid of...CHUCK NORRIS.

OK I find Chuck Norris as entertaining as an empty tube of toothpaste but 24 is starting to irk me. Let's move on with the show people and drop the soap opera which killed the O.C. (or was it a round-house kick from Chuck Norris that killed the O.C.?). Honestly, I'd rather watch Jack Bauer duke it out with the Jack In The Box guy. Imagine the possibilities...we would be rid of an obnoxious fast food icon and Jack Bauer could regain his image ("the tough guy") by beating up a pimply teenager in a comical head.

Peace, Love, and other fuzzy emotional words!