The force is strong with this one (especially after she eats peanut butter). I, Darth Vader, have a new padawan. The Empire will return under her powers more dark than any sith lord has ever achieved. More tenacious, more violent, more abrupt barking, and yes more chewing than any previous Jedi. Nothing can stop her concentration (unless it is food).
In the bowels of a Schnauzer was born a true fighter of epic, 6 pound, proportions. She is the cutest female with a beard and is capable of jumping 4 times her height (without using the force).
My padawan Zoe and I, Darth Vader, will strike when you least expect. We will torment the universe by doing the most mundane of all tasks. Skywalker will not stand forever!
Stay tuned for the next episode of ZOE WARS. Coming soon to a kennel near you.
3 comments:
I didn't know Heather had turned to the dark side...sad. So I must assume you will die shortly from a broken heart while giving birth to her children. haha Sorry, but that's what popped into my head.
You have a good start on your blog...just update more! lol My blog is not near as cool or original as yours, but check it out if you like. See ya in class.
Uh...yeah...
I have recieved some emails asking about this photo:
1. I am Darth Vader (in this photo...I am also your father).
2. It was shot in our front yard.
3. I like Photoshop CS2 because I can make light sabers. My ultimate goal is to own for real.
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